Sarah Palin drinking game!

Liven up your Thursday night with a debate watching party and the Sarah Palin drinking game!

Rules:

Players must take a drink every time Palin...

-References how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"
-Winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience
-Says a world leader's name, and take two drinks if it's pronounced correctly
-Says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick
-Leaves off a trailing g to sound a little more small town (examples- takin', leavin', changin')
-When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by "small town know how" or "common sense"

Individual players must drink a shot if...

-Palin answers a question and they can't help but blurt out:  "What the fuck is she talking about?"

Extra fun...

-When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere:
Players should demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks" when the drink arrives... but when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it in the first place!

-When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay:
Auction off a beer to your friends!

-When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience:
Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint, then insist it's the same thing!

-When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country:
Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink!