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Apr. 19th, 2005 08:39 am
Old World Charm vs. Outdated Traditions
Old World Charm vs. Outdated Traditions
Popeopolis, Italy (AP)- While all of the world seems to be on pins and needles waiting to see if the smoke signals sent out by a group of really old men appear white or black, news broke today that following the ancient tradition of "women knowing their fucking place, in the kitchen," 20 of the highest female position holders in the Catholic Church were brought in to cook for the cardinals. Some may say "Who gives a fuck about these crazy loonies that believe some old man they elect speaks for God?" But it appears the American media is cashing in on "Popewatch 2005," which now trumps the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the ten year anniversary of the Oklahoma Federal Building bombing, the massive US debt, and even the scandals involving Michael Jackson and the British royalty.
Popeopolis, Italy (AP)- While all of the world seems to be on pins and needles waiting to see if the smoke signals sent out by a group of really old men appear white or black, news broke today that following the ancient tradition of "women knowing their fucking place, in the kitchen," 20 of the highest female position holders in the Catholic Church were brought in to cook for the cardinals. Some may say "Who gives a fuck about these crazy loonies that believe some old man they elect speaks for God?" But it appears the American media is cashing in on "Popewatch 2005," which now trumps the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the ten year anniversary of the Oklahoma Federal Building bombing, the massive US debt, and even the scandals involving Michael Jackson and the British royalty.