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Co-worker: "Your shirt says the Cramps. What a ridiculous band name, that's like a band calling themselves Nausea."

Me: "Um, there is a band called Nausea, I wore a Nausea t-shirt last week."

Gee your hair smells terrific

I washed my hair today with Guiness beer! This shampoo rules:

http://www2.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/802